No strings attached

No strings attached – Natalie Portman stars as a bitch and a doctor (miscast in both) in the New January Junkyard rom-com release “No Strings Attached”. She wants to have sex with Ashton Kutcher, without falling in love (or at the beginning of Punk’d). I lay not so Spolier in my reviews, but who these characters together at the end thinks is an idiot. OK, that was a spoiler. Sue me. I have saved you two hours of your life.

The January-waste heap, the last week with Ron Howard’s “The Dilemma” started here continue to Ivan Reitman “No Strings Attached”. As Howard is, Reitman, a filmmaker with a track record of classic films like “Ghostbusters,” “Twins” and “Dave”. It is difficult to understand what can done such and the relevant directors go so wrong. Sure, everyone has hits and misses. But these two guys have only new films, the off-the-charts are supplied bad. Virtually unwatchable.

Portman is one of the few actresses in Hollywood who does not know, nudity. Their use of a nude body double for some ridiculously awkward moments in Milos Forman’s “Goya’s Ghosts” made. So why she plays a sex-starved bitch? Their performance not only the feeling of wood, it feels like stone. It is only she understands that she has fallen in love with Kutcher, which generate their power for heat and feel human begins. But that is only in the last ten minutes of film.

I loved Portman in “Black Swan”, a sexually daring role, but still without suspended Naughty Bits of the skin. I think Portman deserves an Oscar for the performance. But I fear their chances by the unfortunate timing of the release of “No Strings Attached” could be Norbited. It’s like when Eddie Murphy was the frontrunner to win an Oscar for his supporting role in “Dreamgirls.” Its terrible “Norbit” movie was released during the Oscar voting, and this can have seriously hurt his chances. If Oscar voters to see “No Strings Attached,” she could just to change their minds about voting for Portman’s psycho-ballet.

“No Strings Attached” will give an edgy romantic comedy dealing with the male fantasy a hot girl who wants sex without commitment. But love inevitably gets in the way and turns the film into standard Schmaltz, ironically with background music, the score with strings is crowded. so there “No strings attached” synopsis